THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PTERODACTYL

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October 2012

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katherinemcmeekinstone:

It’s fucking cold, to be frank. And those shirts Mary likes to wear do nothing against the chilly weather.

Meanwhile, Ben’s sweet-ass ride driven by his sort-of-brother is heated all the way to FUCKING WARM and he’s rolling down the road to West when he sees the chick walking down the side of the road in that stupid jacket and skinny jeans.

“Mary, you stupid bitch. Get in the car.” He makes Ethan roll the Jeep right up next to the street and Mary barely notices. It must be because she’s exposed to Mexican low riders rolling up and following her around.

Fucking whore.

He fucking loves her.

“MARY.”

Mary jumps. Holy shit, is that a car? Let’s jump in.

She’s grateful for it, definitely.

Because it’s fucking cold.

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. TOO BAD I DON’T SHIP IT AT ALL

Oct 1, 20128 notes

September 2012

2 posts

Why is there an ask url about me?

BECAUSE I FUCKING WANTED ONE. GODDAMMIT.

Sep 20, 2012
#mastertaters #ask
i bet you like mary's soggy croutons

OHHH I BET YOU’RE SO FUCKING BAD AREN’T YOU WITH YOUR GODDAMN SHIPPING WELL I DON’T GIVE A FUCK 

Sep 11, 20121 note
#xzazupsilon #ask

May 2012

1 post

May 14, 201223,430 notes

April 2012

3 posts

BeN LiNK. perfect.

gee thanks luke

maybe I can gET MY SOUL BACK SOMEDAY

Apr 25, 2012
#xzazupsilon #ask
an actual blog → mastertaters.tumblr.com
Apr 25, 2012
GODDAMMIT MARY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Apr 25, 2012
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